im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
"I’m not into guys. will I figure it out and like investigate? yeah! that’s life. like, I can understand will… because I took the time to understand will."
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
WHAT THE HECK
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